by 00ZER00Hi there!
Yes, you read it! This is my super-duper guide on how to FAIL leveling/playing World of Warcraft!
Follow these steps, and I can assure you; you’ll never(or atleast it will take you a loooong time to) hit level 60/70/80!
As you’re reading this, you’re probably thinking: “Heh, this is just a load of bull. To hell with this” – BUT! This might actually be usefull!
So we start!
#1
Alts
If you want to fail hardly, keep making those alts!
I mean, WHO doesn’t want to explore every, single class in the game?! or even every class on EVERY race? Sounds like fun! (..?)
#2
Auction House
Who needs Gold to progress anyway? If you want that epic level 47-item on level 72, WHY THE HELL NOT?! BUUUUY!!!
#3
Music
Hah.. music just slows you down! I absolutely HATE listening to fast/aggressive metal music while PvP/PvE’ing! Just makes me bored, and I soon log off. Even slow, but still catchy, music like country is the last thing I want to hear while playing!
#4
Food
We’re gamers! Who needs food?! You’ll be MUCH more awake and consentrated if you just lay off the food’n’drinks.
#5
Having an Out-Of-WoW-Life
World of Warcraft is our life! Who needs IRL friends when we can talk to other players – or even NPCs? I’ve even talked to Haris Pilton – Beat that!
#6
Guides
For the love of God, do NOT use guides! They slow you down – bigtime! I assume you already know all the quests available, so there’s no need for any stupid, timeconsuming guide – especially not Jame’s Leveling Guide. It sucks! (Sorry, Jame. I hope you have your sense of humor intact. :o)
#7
Comming soon..
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Comming soon..
#9
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#10
Comming soon..
